It’s Private Pilsner’s birthday… so like… he’s closer to death

By Captain Beer on Oct 15, 2007 in Site News

Everyone, gather ’round and raise high a mug for the Private. He’s passed another year and, while he may be a lusty and boil-covered-Dickensian-urchin type, it’s his birthday… so please don’t use any accurate adjectives to describe him until midnight. Then let the derisive and merciless mockery begin anew.

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5 Comment(s)

Thanks for having my back, Captain.

Private Pilsner | Oct 15, 2007 | Reply
OK… his birthday is over… mock him please.

captainbeer | Oct 16, 2007 | Reply
Why Private, wasn’t it about two years ago that you fell drunkenly and pathetically out of a window?

Lieutenant Lager | Oct 20, 2007 | Reply
Why add the pathetic, L.T.? You just HAVE to twist that knife in the private’s…. privates? Gross, dude… gross.

Captain Beer | Oct 24, 2007 | Reply
For the record I fell IN the window, not out. And if I recall correctly, you didn’t exactly cover yourself in glory that glorious night, either.

Private Pilsner | Oct 24, 2007 | Reply

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