dammit… a dream deferred… almost a Shiner Bock post
By Captain Beer on Oct 30, 2007 in Rants
Folks, good ‘ol Captain Beer was about to post a lovely young post about the widely available, widely loved and widely awesome Shiner Bock. But the awesome picture he took of a veritable phalanx of Shiner bottles and a mug of the fine, dark brau* taken with the Captain’s badass new camera proved to be of much too high a resolution to load… so… I’ve lost my drive for the night. I’ll do it later. Thus, this pic of a moustachioed Captain taken on March 31st (with a March 31st newspaper to corroborate) will have to placate you for now. Tragedy, I know…. but the moustache will hold you, beer reader.
*BRAU: German for “billiards.”
What is that, a proof of life? Were you kidnapped by Tom Selleck?
mmm… Shiner. Sounds like a good idea.
Kolonel Tripel | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
A proof of stache thing, yes.
Captain Beer | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
DON’T POST ON SHINER BOCK! IT DESTROYS ALL TECHNOLOGY IN ITS PATH!
Seriously, Shiner bock:
1) destroyed my computer
2) destroyed a behind the scenes camera on the movie I’ve been working on
3) raped my father
4) killed my mother
BEWARE!
Brigadier Bock | Nov 4, 2007 | Reply