Well Merry Beermas and Chanukah and Ramadon but not Kwanza. Drawin’ the line. But ANYWAY… some of our holidays seem to have been full of SPAM. The Captain goes on one little multiday beer fest, and when he returns to port (uh… webport!) he finds the marina strewn with Canadian Pharmacy Free Drugs No Prescription Make You A Big Man Number Ten! And while I have scored some sweet oxycodone and diptheria* conections, it’s been a blue Christmas in the Hall of Beers. Not since our beer swillin’ friend Kerry pointed out that the hop shortage I mentioned earlier is actually far worse than we feared have we had anything but Men Who Like Women Who Like Women Who Like Men Wait I Think That Brings Us Around To Where We Started!

Well friends, we’ll be back. And I should mention that Kolonel Trippel, General German and Sgt. Stout and I recently beered it up with a bevy of homebrews like champions and have done the Fleet proud. Anyway, again… we’ll be back in force. But not for a few more beery days, I’ll wager. And soon… this mofoin Captain will be brewing a stout. Bakawow!

*nice catch, alert reader.