Friends, for my historic, FIFTIETH post, I thought I’d take a look back… at a few of the beers I’ve drank and mused over in these past few months. Not all of them, as I’m lazy, but… some of them:

Cue the “memory lane” music (whatever that means to you… that’s what I was thinking of. Well played). Ah, beer. Thank you for existing. That’s it folks. Thank you to all the people who make beer, who love beer, and to beer. And, once again, if you don’t like beer…. What the hell, man… what the hell?

Noticed that the post goes on, didya? Hooookay then, let’s see–as long as your here in this forum, I’ll continue to fill your head with things from mine. Use your damn turn signals. Inside voices, people. Put the fork down as soon as you are contentedly full. Drink beer. Explore new beers (and tell me about them). Dance… but not near me. And not where I can see you. In fact, don’t dance… just… yeah, I took it back, stop that… just… just get me another brew. Thanks. Uh, either is fine. Wait, I think the Sierra Nevada’s aren’t cold yet so, yeah… perfect. OK, where were we? SAN PEDRO!? How the… Dammit. OK, well, I better sign off then.