A word on why beer is great…
By Captain Beer on Feb 4, 2008 in Captain's Log
…or rather a few words, but basically I point out that over the weekend many members of the Fleet rocked out with a bunch of strangers to Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy,” up to and including loud “Hoo! Hoo! Hoos!” and even the lauded “Aye aye yai yaie aye yaie… uh ughn uhuh… uh ughn uHUHuh…” and I think beer is as much to thank as Eddie Vedder. Also, it tastes delicious and won’t steal your shoes. You may have seen some thing in yesterday’s “Soup or Bowl” between the two groups of football men that made you want to buy a large, assy-brau produced by a group of rice-brewing ass-hats. Well those assbrau asshats almost killed good beer and kept it at bay for years, so I say we tell them they’re asshats and buy and brew good brau and like… like we’ll all have a barbecue or something. Wait… is that right? Is there no letter ‘Q’ in the word that becomes BBQ? Spellcheck must be right but… meh. Screw it. And… brew it.







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