Spring is here, and the time for drinking Kronenbourg is upon us. While France might not be known for its exceptional beer, try to think of Kronenbourg to France as being the same as Perroni to Italy. It is one of the most drinkable and enjoyable lagers I’ve had from such a large brewery.

Kronenbourg has a light, malty taste up front, but a very crisp and slightly bitter aftertaste. The overall sensation is very smooth and pleasant- perfect for a sunny day with nothing to do but drink a few beers. The taste up front is almost floral. To be clear, this is nothing like a hearty Czech lager saying “Hey asshole, I’m here and I’m beer.” It is more like, “Bonjour, I am Kronenbourg- how are you this evening? We have some exquisite specials tonight. But first, can I get you some more of me?”

All characterizations of how the beer would sound if it were to magically come alive aside, I highly recommend this beer whenever you want a well crafted, lighter beer. In other words, whenever you feel the need to order Stella Artois, just order a Kronenbourg (or a Perroni) instead. Plus, you will look very hep with your stylish green bottle in your hand.

All this talk of Kronenbourg makes me want to go buy some Kronenbourg (and Perroni)…