Comments on: REVIEW: Miller Chill… A Chelada Style WTF!? Huh!? WTF?

By: Seagull

Seagull — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:44:36 +0000

I come from a come from a country where we make real, manly beers. We also play what you call gridiron without girly shoulder pads.

In a vaguely femine, red faced moment, I purchased a six package of Millers Chill. This beer is best described as fairy wand carrying, limp wristed crap.

Try Monteiths Summer Ale. A fruit flavoured beer for men who aren’t. http://www.monteiths.com

By: Captain Beer

Captain Beer — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:30:30 +0000

A-lá Lt. Lager and David Caruso (and RE: the last line of the General’s post), I pull of my glasses and stage-whisper:

Dear… GAWD.

By: General German

General German — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:39:23 +0000

Kolonel, funny, but where were you going with that? Back to topic, the Washington Nationals have just begun their season opener…

Just kidding. Yeah, if you wanna know what I really think, this beer _IS_ Tequiza, which Miller bought from all the 7-11′s in bulk, and repackaged it to sell at break-even. What a terrible idea. The fastest-growing segment of American brewing is the craft-brew segment, and they come out with this terrible, salty concoction? In a word, “Bleah!” Can you imagine if the recent spike in hops and barley continues? Oh, God, we could see more light lagers with salt and fake lime!

By: Kolonel Tripel

Kolonel Tripel — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:35:01 +0000

Reminds me of the Simpsons in Australia (for some reason):

Marge: I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said “coffee”.
Bartender: “Beer”?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-EER?
Marge: C — O –
Bartender: B — E –

By: Captain Beer

Captain Beer — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:50:59 +0000

yeah dude, nah… nah. this beer is basically beyond enjoyable. water is a slightly better beer.

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:09:21 +0000

glad to see this review, i’ve almost been sucked in by packaging and marketing several times myself. Now i won’t make that mistake.