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REVIEW: Harviestoun Old Engine Oil Black Ale - works as advertised! »

So it’s about time the Sarge came back with a good ole stout…in time for summer, no less.
Folks, let’s have a quick word about stouts. We know they’re ales made from roasted barleys, some good noble hops and yeast, but as I’ve indicated before, most microbreweries have compromised their craft to appease a wider audience’s […]

Best…Video Game…Ever »

What better way to, er, complete the beer drinking experience?
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL1967155420080519
Sorry, You Are Out of Ammo…
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Two Belgian beer fans have launched a video game named ‘Place to Pee’, which allows players to slalom down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals.
Werner Dupont, a software developer, and Bart Geraets, an electrical […]

A Tragic Beginning - the Hefeweizen That Never Was…. »

I can’t quite muster the courage to effectively write this post. Last night, at approximately 0230 PST, a loud, wet sort of pop announced the end of a hefeweizen that had barely begun. Brewed on Friday, the OG was solid at 1.042, the color was an even, red earthy base with a mighty amber froth. Hell, […]

REVIEW: Sergeant Stout’s Vanilla Porter! »

It began with a late night conversation five weeks ago with General German.I had just finished an IPA, bottled it only days before, and I was pondering what the next brew-to-be was on my list. The good General suggested I visit the podcasting of basicbrewing.com. Good chaps they are, gents who brew and chat […]

BAD BAD Beer Tax Could Pass in CA! »

Je-SUS.
The Sarge cannot even BELIEVE this. It’s got my heart racing so much that I need a beer- if I could still AFFORD ONE IN THIS STATE. PRAY this doesn’t pass!
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_8888028?source=rss
Higher state tax on beer?
ASSEMBLYMAN BEALL PROPOSES BIG INCREASE
By Mike Zapler
Mercury News Sacramento Bureau
Article Launched: 04/11/2008 01:34:17 AM PDT
SACRAMENTO - Joe Six-pack will have […]

Review: Rogue Shakespeare Stout »

Ah, Bill Bill Bill….Not a sonnet nor Lady Macbeth can tame this dark $7 black tar of Gehenna! T’was a mighty dagger I saw before me whence I traversed the Food of Whole to find ye, O pitchmead from the House of William! Yeah, it was a dark, evil-tasting beer. Here’s what I thought.

Halle-F’n-Lujah! »

After 13 days of uncertainty after bottling, I finally cracked this sergeant’s homebrewed IPA. Thank God all is well. Review to come!

REVIEW: Maredsous Triple 10º- what an asskicker! »

You know, you’ve gotta hand it to those monks. Not only to they baer the burden of copying bibles and praying for our sins, but they also furrow their brows constantly over the great responsibility of keeping the clergy and laypeople alike smashed at all times. Enter the ultimate Triple Belgian Style Ale: Maredsous Triple […]

Blessed Be! Heineken Easypour! »

My birthday’s in five short months!!!
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=26454

REVIEW- Malheur Brut Reserve - Champale, anyone? »

Ah, those Belgians. They just couldn’t let a thing like beer stay with the common folk, could they? They just couldn’t keep things ordinary, even banal, when it came to precious beer. Enter a true champagne of beers: Malheur Biére Brut Reserve!