So the other night I went to an O.A.R concert with Action Jackson. I knew nothing of O.A.R. other than that "crazy game of poker" song, which is just fantastic... which always makes me thinking of a someone starting a fist fight and flipping up the poker table for some reason. Anyway, since I didn't know the music, we decided to visit the bar. After flirting with a saucy bartender named Jennifer i quickly chose to try a Foster's oilcan beer mostly due to its incredible size (the can itself is quite girthy). Guess what?? It totally worked!!! 3 oil cans in and I was drunk as a pirate, hitting on anything in sight. Later I got in a fight at a taco bell. A little about me: I give two shits about hops or flavor. As a beer connoisseur, I want to get drunk and fight people. Beer is my weapon.